
The weight. The detail.
Owners love the substantial diecast feel and the details that reward a closer look. Build it, pick it up, and give it a spot within reach on your desk or shelf.
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Sarge here, at ease.
What could be better than cash money with my face on it? Nothing. Some people may not even redeem GOATBUCKS them just to look at my face instead.
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Owners describe keeping their models on desks, shelves and office displays. Add a little of what you love to your setup, with details you can enjoy long after the build.

Collection inspiration. Other models & rack shown are sold separately.

Owners love the substantial diecast feel and the details that reward a closer look. Build it, pick it up, and give it a spot within reach on your desk or shelf.

Gift buyers tell us about excited builds, photos sent straight after assembly, and models proudly put on display. Pick a design they love and give them something they’ll want to show off.

For some owners, the first build is just the beginning. They come back for another favorite design, add their own touches, and turn a desk or shelf into a collection worth showing off.
No, recruit. Not now. Not ever. GoatGuns are non-firing collectible models. The only “pew” comes from you.
Small scale. Serious heft.
These aren't no flimsy little plastic things! GoatGuns are hefty diecast metal collectibles with a satisfying weight in your hand. That first pick-up is often the surprise—owners always tell us they’re heavier than expected.
Majority of GoatGuns are diecast metal. Some have hard plastic acrylic parts where the real version would.
The hands-on build is the best part! GoatGuns snap or screw together. Assembly takes between 5-15 minutes. Instructions supplied with each model.
Heck yes you can! If you can spray paint a donkey, you can spray paint a GoatGun.
Make it YOURS with our attachments or your own handy skills! Check out our attachments to build a setup with some personality.
Your collection, your style. Sarge approves.